SQUAWKING ON SUNSHINE
BFGs: BIG F*CKING GOODRS
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons.
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.
1 NO SLIP
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
2 NO BOUNCE
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
INTRODUCING NEW BFG SQUAWKING ON SUNSHINE.
...inspired by party legend himself, Carl the Flamingo. "Squawk, Squawk Mutha Flockas!!!" We've heard that's the tip-off at Carl's secret gatherings that it's time to put your keys in the bowl. We asked Carl if that was so people didn't drink and drive, and he just responded, "If you know you know." So we didn't put our keys in the bowl because we were just drinking root beer. Then everyone kinda disappeared and we were left playing Twister by ourselves. Some party!!! Anyhow, we were totes Squawking on Sunshine having the snacks and stereo all to ourselves.