CARL'S FLUID AND READY FOR CUPID
BFGs: BIG F*CKING GOODRS
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons.
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.
1 NO SLIP
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
2 NO BOUNCE
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
INTRODUCING CARL'S FLUID AND READY FOR CUPID.
Y'all squawked that you wanted printed OG & BFG sunnies. And we listened. Because we're not just a sunglasses company. We're your lover. We give each other pleasure. You love touching our packages. Best of all, it's a polygamous relationship. Go ahead, have other partners. We don't care! In fact, we'll cheer you on! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while riding The Bone Train. ALL ABOOOOARD!!!!! CHOO-CHOO!!!