Modern Day Snake Oil

$35.00

- +
   
lens typeBlue Blocking Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.

 

MADE FOR


GAMING

 Frames tech

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.

1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
2 NO SLIP
3 NO BOUNCE
4 FULL ARMOR
5 NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS

Blue Blocking Glasses are Modern Day Snake Oil Am I Right?

IS THERE A CURE-ALL ELIXIR IN THESE LENSES? NO.


The question isn’t whether or not these venomous black frames and clear lensed beauties block blue light. They do. The question is whether or not they stop headaches, help you lose weight, grant healing powers, cancel your student loan debt, and make everyone you meet fall deeply in love with you. Guess you'll have to try them to find out. Can you afford not to?!?!?!?!

lens typeBlue Blocking Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.

 

MADE FOR


GAMING

 Frames tech

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.

1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
2 NO SLIP
3 NO BOUNCE
4 FULL ARMOR
5 NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS

Blue Blocking Glasses are Modern Day Snake Oil Am I Right?

IS THERE A CURE-ALL ELIXIR IN THESE LENSES? NO.


The question isn’t whether or not these venomous black frames and clear lensed beauties block blue light. They do. The question is whether or not they stop headaches, help you lose weight, grant healing powers, cancel your student loan debt, and make everyone you meet fall deeply in love with you. Guess you'll have to try them to find out. Can you afford not to?!?!?!?!

REVIEWS