Smells Like Clean Spirit
INTRODUCING: SMELLS LIKE CLEAN SPIRIT
Who can’t relate to, and share in, the passionate hatred, of chores? What better way to come together, than mutual shit-talking?
Let’s get people from all over the world to celebrate a middle finger to chores, while ripping off their mesmerizing, bubbly allure.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).