Fast As Shell
$50
DESCRIPTION
Tortoiseshell blue lens sunglasses with stylish cat eye frames that won’t slip or bounce when you work out, because fashion icons are sweaty beasts too.
$50
Tortoiseshell blue lens sunglasses with stylish cat eye frames that won’t slip or bounce when you work out, because fashion icons are sweaty beasts too.
Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell, flip it on its back and send it down a hill, well, they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades!
Your move, Hare.
*(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke, people.)