I'm Not Your Bro, Brah
ENDLESS SUMMER STUNNERS
Introducing Endless Summer Stunners. When wanderlust fills your heart, search for the perfect wave. Hopscotch the globe for a year, chasing the summer, so it feels neverending.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
INTRODUCING I'M NOT YOUR BRO, BRAH.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's all this "bro" business, brah? We're not bros, brah. We're brahs, brah. If you want bro status, you gotta earn it, brah. Like our bro Bro-né Bro-wn says, you've got to put marbles in the jar, brah. Every time you earn our trust, you put a marble in the jar, brah. And when that jar's, like, hella full of marbles? Then we're bros, brah. Until then, we're brahs, brah. So, say "sick sunglasses, brah," brah. Not bro, brah. Peace.