Drop it Like a Squat
NEW BEAST BARBELL COLLECTION
"I groaned inside the box so hot, my muscles achy, sweaty, taut. I yelled, No stop! That's all I got! Quoth the trainer, Drop it Like a Squat."
"I said, No, Trent, I hate this spot. I burned the calories I sought. to burn and now I want a brat! Quoth the trainer, Drop it Like a Squat."
"I said, You snot! I'm done! Can not! then Trent said, Look at what I brought. Barbell sunnies, a twist of plot! I put them on - and dropped it like a squat."
- Introducing Drop it Like a Squat, by Edgar Allen Poe (not).
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
Introducing Drop it like a Squat.