Extreme Dumpster Diving

$55.00

lens typeNON-REFLECTIVE LENSES

head sizeFOR REGULAR HEADS

best useBEST FOR HANDS-FREE ACTIVITIES

 

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lens typeNON-REFLECTIVE LENSES

head sizeFOR REGULAR HEADS

best useBEST FOR HANDS-FREE ACTIVITIES

 

PSSST...C'MERE.

CRAZY EDDY WANTS TO TELL YOU A SECRET. EXTREME DUMPSTER DIVING IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!!!! NEED A NEW LAPTOP? THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE WATER RECLAMATION PLANT IS A GOLD MINE. GRAB A CELL PHONE TOO! JUST REMEMBER TO PUT ON YOUR WRAP G SUNNIES FIRST. THEY WON'T FOG UP ON THE STEAMIEST OF HEADS OR IN THE FOULEST OF STENCHES."


Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

DO I PLAY SPORTS???

SOCCER? STUPID!!!

HOCKEY? HORRIBLE!!!

TENNIS? TEDIOUS!!!

CRICKET? CRAPFEST!!!

WE'RE HARDCORE, BABAYYYYY!!!!

THERE'S ONLY ONE SPORT WE F*CKING CARE ABOUT!!!!!

WOOOOOO!!!!

EXTREME DUMPSTER DRIVING



Extreme Dumpster Diving

$55.00

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