Hera's Awkward Family Reunion

$40.00

lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads
best use is avocado toastBest for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs

 

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lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads
best use is avocado toastBest for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs

 

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS


Family reunions are weird. You gather with people you barely know. You have to do things you don't enjoy, like eat Great-Aunt Twylas sketchy potato-and-cat-hair-salad. You think Grandpa Garrett is sleeping, only to find out at the end of the night he died, which means you were playing dumb games like "water balloon toss" in front of a CORPSE. But here's one thing you can be thankful for: You're not at the goddess Hera's Awkward Family Reunion, where 90% of the guests are her brother/husband's bastard offspring. Oof. Good luck, girl.

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL

Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.

INTRODUCING HERA'S AWKWARD FAMILY REUNION


"My husband slept with 90% of the guests here.

Humans, nymphs, goddesses... If it had junk, he boned it."

"Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. NBD. Really. It's all good. What a fun event. This is fine. Everything is fine."


 



Hera's Awkward Family Reunion

$40.00

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