Professor OOG

$45.00

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for beach sprints or sippin' on a Miami Vice

 

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for beach sprints or sippin' on a Miami Vice

 

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle-like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL" DOCTORS, MOM & DAD!!!)

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

artiFACTS!!!


Learn about the greatest movie* that was never made!!!
(*We had to say that so Carl the Flamingo wouldn'tsend the Octopus Cult after us.)

Professor OOG

$45.00

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