Radioactive Spectral Spectacles
LIMITED EDITION: HALLOWEEN 2021
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
SIDE EFFECTS OF WEARING
...these NEW glowing Radioactive Spectral Spectacles may include the ability to see dead people.* And if you don't like that, you can GLOW to hell. Bwahahaha!!! *This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.