The Passion of Crust

$35.00

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Running Down that Cheesy Dream Sequence Slice

CARL'S ANTI-RESOLUTIONS: THE PASSION OF THE CRUST

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're Ordering In or Running to a Friend's to Order In.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech

INTRODUCING THE PASSION OF THE CRUST.


Pizza is a story of violence. You beat the dough, punch the air bubbles and stretch it flat and wide. Then you splatter cheese, sauce and toppings like a mess of bloody gore and bake it in the oven's hellfire. Does food have feelings? We hope not. But just in case, put on these black frames with burnt orange lenses to appreciate the ingredients' sacrifice.

The Passion of the Crust

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Running Down that Cheesy Dream Sequence Slice

CARL'S ANTI-RESOLUTIONS: THE PASSION OF THE CRUST

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're Ordering In or Running to a Friend's to Order In.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech

INTRODUCING THE PASSION OF THE CRUST.


Pizza is a story of violence. You beat the dough, punch the air bubbles and stretch it flat and wide. Then you splatter cheese, sauce and toppings like a mess of bloody gore and bake it in the oven's hellfire. Does food have feelings? We hope not. But just in case, put on these black frames with burnt orange lenses to appreciate the ingredients' sacrifice.

The Passion of the Crust

The Passion of Crust

$35.00

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