What's in the Box??!!
LIMITED EDITION: CEREAL KILLERS
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re killin' a workout or killin' a bowl of your childhood-favorite sugar–milk–carb combo.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
IS THERE AN ANIMATED CAPTAIN INSURANCE PLAN AVAILABLE?
Oh Captain, my Captain! Not only does his stupid cereal cut the roof of your mouth, this dude straight up just rides his ship through someone's house and then leaves without paying for damages. WTF? Only the Kool-Aid Man gets to destroy our houses to deliver sugary goodness. Oh. And we made these poppy blue and white-framed, red-lensed shades in honor of that jerk.