Whoop Ass Can Opener
NEW BEAST BARBELL COLLECTION
Introducing Whoop Ass Can Opener. the sunglasses are a can opener. You're a can. the whoop-ass is the soda. When you move around, you create tiny C02 bubbles in the whoop-ass, like shaking a can creates tiny C02 bubbles in soda. Puttin gon these sunnies is like opening that can. PSSSHHH! BOOM! The whoop-ass spirit EXPLODES so you can CRUSH IT!!! This metaphor is 100% perfect and will win many awards. You're welcome.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).