Whoop Ass Can Opener

$45.00

lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need smaller?
best useBest for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs

 

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lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need smaller?
best useBest for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs

 

NEW BEAST BARBELL COLLECTION

Introducing Whoop Ass Can Opener. the sunglasses are a can opener. You're a can. the whoop-ass is the soda. When you move around, you create tiny C02 bubbles in the whoop-ass, like shaking a can creates tiny C02 bubbles in soda. Puttin gon these sunnies is like opening that can. PSSSHHH! BOOM! The whoop-ass spirit EXPLODES so you can CRUSH IT!!! This metaphor is 100% perfect and will win many awards. You're welcome.

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

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Whoop Ass Can Opener

$45.00

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