Zeus, You ARE the Father!
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.
1 NO SLIP
We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 GRADIENT LENSES
Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.
5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.
INTRODUCING ZEUS, YOU ARE THE FATHER.
Once he was dragged onto Ancient Greek Television to prove he fathered Ares, but before the results were read he threw lightning bolts at Maurice, the God of Dramatic Reveal. The spirit of Zeus currently lives on in furries.