I Have These On Vinyl, Too

$40.00

lens typeGradient Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best use is avocado toastBest for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs

 

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lens typeGradient Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best use is avocado toastBest for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs

 

WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE

Carl the Flamingo once tried to market a portable record player that you could strap to your arm to play your favorite vinyl while you run. He called it a WINGMAN. (If you're an eagle-eyed hipster creeper you may have peeped the prototype once upon a time!!!) Carl insists that vinyl is the superior format for everything, which is why he designed these slick I Have These on Vinyl, Too sunnies. According to Carl, even these sound better on vinyl too.

Made For


running

Great For


biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL

Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.


goodr reflective polarized circle sunglasses

RARE RECORD FINDER


My basement — okay, my parent's basement — is like a museum of the greatest records of all time. You probably haven't heard of most of these bands. They're super obscure. You've never heard of The Schlubers?! How about Patty and the Farts? Dynamo Eggo? Flip The Sash? Go-Go Ratchet? Stubby Little Teeth? Sad Saturn? Raveyard Blues? They're groundbreaking. Come over and listen. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you feel superior to everyone. (Although, once you find out about this music, it's no longer cool.)

I Have These On Vinyl, Too

$40.00

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