
OGs
OG is a slang term for someone who's incredibly exceptional, authentic, or "old-school." It can be earnestly used for a legend like Michael Jordan or more ironically, like for that friend who can unwrap a Starburst with their mouth. (As first read on Dictionary.com, and confirmed by goodr.)
We’re not saying that our running sunglasses will turn you into Michael Jordan, but if you’re aspiring to be that friend who can unwrap a starburst with their mouth (while running perhaps?) we’ve got you covered. Okay, maybe don’t try that. That sounds dangerous. What you should try though, is wearing our OG running sunglasses on your next running adventure.. Our signature line of shades keep the sun out of your eyes, stay in place while you run, and ultimately make you look like an original gangster. And who doesn’t want to be the running trails OG?! From Bad and Bamboozy to Dark Night Clubbin, our non-reflective technology, and polarized lenses for UV protection, are the perfect trail run accessory. Or taco run accessory. You decide. After all, you’re the OG runner.
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RUNWAYS
It should go without saying that the Runways are among the top choices for best running sunglasses. Don’t make us say why. Alright, we’ll do it...they’ve got the word RUN right there in the title. How did you miss that? We really put it on a silver platter for you. The Runways are where fashion meets performance..because it’s not enough to merely PR your next race. You need to have a perfectly Instagrammable picture to accompany that accomplishment. These polarized Catwalk-styled sunglasses come in all sorts of different colored frame and lens combinations. So whether pink, black, tortoiseshell, or polka dot is your jam, we’ve got you covered. And for those days where you have a truly awful run, at least you’ll still look good and can fake it til you make it across the finish line, metaphorically or literally speaking. Grab yours today for just $50. Scholars have claimed these to be the best running sunglasses in the game, guaranteed to make you feel fit and fabulous immediately after purchase.
BFGs
Are you part of the BMC….Big Melon Club? Have ever been referred to as “Fat Head” or “Dome Piece”? Been told your Gigantic Noggin has its own gravitational pull? Or been called Orange On A Toothpick? One last clarifying question, just to help confirm you have a Colossal Coconut….does your bike helmet feel like a sock trying to squeeze over a soccer ball?
If you answered yes to any of these wildly technical sunglasses questions, then our BFG’s are the perfect large sunglasses to compliment your glorious honeydew melon of a cranium.
Or, you might have also heard the age-old adage that people with big heads have big brains, big frontal lobes, big spaces between their eyes, or big…(insert an explicit body part here like toes)….actually, the correct answer is people with huge John Travolta Attics have an overwhelming need for big ass sunglasses to fit their Olive Garden sized pasta bowl of a noodle.
You don’t need to be on PED’s to fit your Think Tank into goodr’s legendary BFG large sunglasses. The frames are sturdy enough to work on your grandeur braincase and the polarized lenses will protect your eyes…..even as the gravitational pull of your Einstein Crown brings the sun closer to your face.
But seriously, back to being called Orange On A Toothpick as a child, goodr’s The Orange Crush Rush were obviously designed for you and will create the greatest pairing since peanut butter met jelly.