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RETRO G

RETRO G

Dirty Martini Time Machine

$40

COLOR: Green
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns

DESCRIPTION

How many Dirty Martinis does it take before you start seeing time dilation?! With these dark green Retro Gs and their light pink reflective lenses, you might be the first to crack the spacetime continuum with the perfect Dirty Martini in hand!

Made for Medium Noggins

Just-right midsize sunnies.

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses

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No Slip

We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while crushing any workout.

All Polarized

We use glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection that block 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Retro

Square aviator frames that blend the past with the present, creating dangerous time paradoxes.

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