CALL ME TARMAC DADDY
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
MILE HIGH ADVICE...
If you want to avoid pissing off the flight attendant, don't tell them "Call Me Tarmac Daddy," when they ask you if you'd like a complimentary bevvy.
Let's get real, only Carl the Flamingo can get away with that. Keep those bevvies flowin' and channel the Tarmac Daddy of style with these Call Me Tarmac Daddy Shades instead.
(And remember, put your own shades on before assisting others in putting on their shades.)