Fossil Finding Focals

$45.00

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for beach sprints or sippin' on a Miami Vice

 

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for beach sprints or sippin' on a Miami Vice

 

FRIENDS!!!

For finding fragile fossils, fashionable functional 'ffordable focals frequently foster fantastic fortune! False feeble foes fail fast. Finally, fastidious finesse! Flamboyant flamingos feel felicity! Fatuous fools fall flat! Fortify fondness!!! Frolic freely!!! Furnish fun!!! FLY!!!!! FLIRT!!!!! FORNICATE!!! F*ck. Finished.

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

CAN YOU DIG IT??


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Fossil Finding Focals

$45.00

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