Artifacts, Not Artifeelings

$45.00

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for beach sprints or sippin' on a Miami Vice

 

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for beach sprints or sippin' on a Miami Vice

 

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Extra, extra! Read all about it! Famed archeologist Notre Latedto Anyonetrademarked excavated an underground temple! And what did she find? A pit of dangerously adorable kittens. (Kittens. Why'd it have to be kittens? She HATES kittens!) Also, she found rare sunglass artifacts known to ancient civilizations as PHGs. You may not like these pedantic frames, but she doesn’t care. She wants Artifacts, Not Artifeelings. (SAME. Excavators are our motivators.)

Made For


running

Great For


running

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

artiFACTS!!!


A kid brought homemade "dinosaur bones" to Show and Tell and the teacher called him out. Totally ROASTED him!!!!!
Take that, Mallory.

Artifacts, Not Artifeelings

$45.00

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